Kailey-isms

Kids say the funniest things, and Kailey is living up to the saying. Lately, the most hilarious things have been coming out of that child's mouth. Here are a few highlights:

-Toosie came for a visit to celebrate Kailey's birthday. Part of the gift was a real rhinestone crown that Toosie had from her costuming days. There was absolutely no great gift...ever! Toosie had to rig it up with string to fit her head, but once it was able to stay on without holding it, Kailey would spend time gazing at her beautiful self in the mirror. The best was when she delicately leaned on one hand and softly proclaimed to the mirror, "A dream, is a wish your heart makes..."

-If she cuts her hand, she doesn't wear a band-aid, it's a 'bandit.'

-There is a cat living in Kailey's room. NO, not a real one. (Are you kidding me? Spot is the only remotely interesting cat I've ever met, but since the sesame seed horrors of Chi-Chi the cat, I will never, ever be able to recover and own one of my own...yuck!) Anyhow, there is a white cat named Kitty-cat (Original!) living under Kailey's dresser who gets very angry and wakes up when she is too loud. Which, apparently, is quite often. We thought it was Lucifer the cat from Cinderella, but she is quick to point out that it is not Lucifer because he is black and white and her cat is all white.

-Now this is the weird one. She has names for her hands. One hand is, go figure, Princess Hand and the other hand is Dragon Hand. Dragon Hand can be defiant and will often pull her hair to the point where she has to say, "Dragon Hand, stop pulling my hair." Princess Hand is very well behaved and will have chats with her feet that it's not appropriate for them to be on the table. Straaange.

The kid's got imagination!